The REAL Yellow Pages. Not those pesky fake Yellow Pages. Not the dreaded Off White Pages-- the REAL Yellow Pages!
I had no idea this was still a thing-- we desperately need this because if the apocalypse comes and nukes take out all the cell towers and satellites and I decide that the weeds on what's left of my lawn need a landscaper I can pull this out and after only twenty or so minutes of trying to figure out where that would be listed I can walk over to the address connected to it because I don't have a land line phone.
I actually was pretty happy to see this because it comes in one of the best plastic bags out there and my tiny under the sink kitchen trash bag was full, so it came at the perfect time. I tossed out the yellow pages, of course, like 96% of everyone else who gets one of these.
Interestingly, the thing is about 60 pages long. Remember those comparisons to something being as thick as a phone book-- no more, because the white pages are now online.
You can also opt out of having some poor sap driving these things around to your house by going to yellowpagesoptout.com << I think I'll keep it coming because I'll need another free trashbag next year.