Stupid Product of the Week: ZOOMIES

I'd love to know who buys this junk?

ZOOMIES might be the dumbest product I've ever seen.

Are you too weak to hold a pair of binoculars?
Are you so blind that reading glasses are useless?
Do you enjoy looking foolish in cheap plastic glasses?

IF you answered yes to any of these ZOOMIES might be for you!

And if you act now-- you can get TWO pairs for the price of one-- so that you and your friend can both fall down the stairs when you forget to take these idiotic things off.